my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:
Just laughed so hard.
so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like
"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"
and i was like
"ill get my boyfriend to do it"
and thats how i came out to my mom
all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.
omg so I was going through my archive and this happened
hes a diva
This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.